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If you can’t say something nice, we’re probably related.
- Can we pretend that school desks in the classroom are like mattresses ? I could really use a nap right now.
- i wish life came with a remote to ◄◄ rewind ► play ▌▌pause ►► fast forward or sometimes just mute.
- I’m not anti social, I’m just really content not knowing you.
- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
- There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m sure looking…
- Men are like government bonds, they take so long to mature.
- Alzheimer’s advantage: New friends every day.
- They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is to keep it from creeping down into your body.Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
