- A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella if they huddle close.
- Just when you think you’ve finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
- Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
- Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos. ツ
- Is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
- Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. ツ
- ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
- Whoever says that pizza is not good for you is sooo wrong. You can actually get every single food group into a single slice. You can’t say that about much else. ツ
