- feels like getting some work done…and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
- Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.
- Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly…on a broomstick. We’re flexible that way.
- In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China.
- Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
- ☺H☺A☺P☺P☺Y☺
- ih yas 2 detnaw tsuj i taht tuo dnif u nehw gnitatirri yrev ti dnif yam u….. CONFUSED?? now read it backwards!!
- The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still thinks you’re completely amazing!
- ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
