Thoughts To Ponder 1
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Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Can animals commit suicide?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack do they save him?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
If there’s a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they’re English?
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?
Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Can you cry under water?
Why doesn’t Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
What do you call male ballerinas?
If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn’t it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
