Archive for the Funny Category
Dumb laws in Virginia
Virginia Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars. Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed) It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. It is illegal to spit on sidewalk. It i
Funny Sayings Quotes 18
A penny saved is ridiculous. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and y
Funny Sayings Quotes 17
All generalizations are false, including this one. How do you get a Kleenex to dance? Put a little boogy in it! What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand
Funny Sayings Quotes 16
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool! You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ? Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was
Funny Sayings Quotes 15
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757 Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? My advice to you is
