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A penny saved is ridiculous. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and y
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All generalizations are false, including this one. How do you get a Kleenex to dance? Put a little boogy in it! What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool! You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ? Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was
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Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757 Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? My advice to you is
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"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. In God we trust; all other
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervou
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Dow
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He who laughs last didn't get it. "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's re
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985) A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Everyone is entitled to their own opinio
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I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!! Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. What do you mean, my birth certificate
