Archive for the Funny Category
Funny Sayings Quotes 14
"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. In God we trust; all other
Funny Sayings Quotes 13
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervou
Funny Sayings Quotes 12
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Dow
Funny Sayings Quotes 11
He who laughs last didn't get it. "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's re
Funny Sayings Quotes 10
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985) A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Everyone is entitled to their own opinio
Funny Sayings Quotes 9
I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!! Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. What do you mean, my birth certificate
Funny Sayings Quotes 8
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985) Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me
Funny Sayings Quotes 7
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Never go to a
