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used to have no life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook! is wondering if they could invent a self cleaning oven, why can't they invent a self cleaning house? will not be responsible for her actions if she doesn't get some chocolate soon first the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, t
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The only personal growth I've had this year is around my waistline. Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust. Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easie
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ❒ Team Edward ❒ Team Jacob ✔ Team guy who almost hit Bella with a car Forgetting an email attachment is the 21st century's version of licking an envelope shut and then real
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Give peace a chance. Move to a new town and don't tell your relatives. "What's that!! An earthquake?" "YES!! RUN!!!" "OMG, WAIT" *runs to the computer and writes on Facebook* EARTHQUAAAAAAKE!!! Eat right, exercise, die anyway. You know you're getting older when happy hour is a nap. A tru
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Who died in an oil spill cause of BP, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ▒▒broke his sta▒tus but ▒▒▒▒ a little duct tape goes▒▒ a long w▒ay I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is alway
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feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes. Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile. Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we con
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-► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness. --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown. ٥ﻻ ﻉ
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I don't mind running into debt. It's running into my creditors that's embarrassing. I dieted for a month and all I lost was 30 days. The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when they fill out a job application. I'd be in great shape if I ran like my mouth. Life is not a matte
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hated when old aunts came up to me after weddings and said "u r next" They stopped that when I did the same to them after funerals. ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction. Anyb
