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Last night, hot words flew between us.... She threw alphabet soup in my face. Interesting Fact: Put two straws in your mouth: one inside a drink and one outside it. You won't be able to drink through either straw. Try it! People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things.
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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella if they huddle close. Just when you thin
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If you can't say something nice, we're probably related. Can we pretend that school desks in the classroom are like mattresses ? I could really use a nap right now. i wish life came with a remote to ◄◄ rewind ► play ▌▌pause ►► fast forward or sometimes just mute. I'm not a
