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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Who died in an oil spill cause of BP, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ▒▒broke his sta▒tus but ▒▒▒▒ a little duct tape goes▒▒ a long w▒ay I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is alway
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feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes. Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile. Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we con
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-► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness. --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown. ٥ﻻ ﻉ
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I don't mind running into debt. It's running into my creditors that's embarrassing. I dieted for a month and all I lost was 30 days. The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when they fill out a job application. I'd be in great shape if I ran like my mouth. Life is not a matte
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hated when old aunts came up to me after weddings and said "u r next" They stopped that when I did the same to them after funerals. ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction. Anyb
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Last night, hot words flew between us.... She threw alphabet soup in my face. Interesting Fact: Put two straws in your mouth: one inside a drink and one outside it. You won't be able to drink through either straw. Try it! People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things.
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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella if they huddle close. Just when you thin
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If you can't say something nice, we're probably related. Can we pretend that school desks in the classroom are like mattresses ? I could really use a nap right now. i wish life came with a remote to ◄◄ rewind ► play ▌▌pause ►► fast forward or sometimes just mute. I'm not a
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Help us make this list better by e-mailing us thoughts to ponder. Contact@ifimbored.com Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Do they have the word "dictionary" in the
